2020年10月7日 星期三

[Crossover][Marvel/Kingsman/Harry Potter] Not Only Fan Fiction (全英段子)

Hi, welcome to Not Only Fan Fiction, the best site you sharing works and publishing, we present to you:

1. Highly custom account: Color, image, theme, username, icon…… decoration your personal page to show your style.

2. Book review system: Now users feedback will show up immediately, sharing your experience to everyone!

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Harry Hart and the apprentice’s whisper. 

Author: Merlin

A brilliant, awesome book. --- Roxanne Morton

Not just a story, it’s history of new Kingsman generations. --- Percival

Books you must read in the career. --- Launcelot

Rox, you can’t just change your ID and comment it twice. --- Gary Unwin

Personal account and work account, both legality, can’t see any problem.

--- Roxanne Morton

Stop, all of you, it not your personal message board. --- Hamish Mycroft

Who is that Hamish is? --- Eggsy

That’s Merlin. --- Roxy

That his REAL name? --- Eggsy

I thought Merlin’s real name is Merlin --- Eggsy

Sorry bro.  --- Eggsy

So Merlin, can we call you Hamish or just Hans or you perferwwethsdgb

 --- Eggsy

 Eggsy? --- Roxy

I told Harry if his apprentices continued “whisper” under the book review area, their “night night whisper” will become “good morning reveille” for everyone. --- Hamish Mycroft

 night night whisper? What’s that…… How did you know…… never mind, I don’t need to know too much. --- Roxy

Clever girl. --- Merlin


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Update notifications

Due to the requirements of our users, we’ve added some new functions:

1. Real-name system: To improve the recognition of user and avoid dispute, we will take Real-name system, custom username will not be allow.

2. Valid review system: Valid the review and let it be seen, to encourage high-quality book reviews, and helping your favorite book attract people quickly.

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Harry Potter and his annoying scars.

Author: Severus Snape

Basically is based on Harry Potter series novel but adding lot of professor Snape’s subjective view, full of Snape styles complain and witty irony. ─── Hermione Granger/Gryffindor

Biting, Sharp, Incisive, Acrimonious. ─── Cho Chang/ Ravenclaw

Knife-edged word penetrating the book, just like the Severus we knew. ─── Minerva McGonagall/Hogwarts

This books Is a love letter to Harry ─── Luna Lovegood/Ravenclaw

Wait, “Harry Potter series novel”? How could I don’t know that? Harry got his own series books? ─── Ron Weasley/Gryffindor

Scar head had a personal novel? ─── Draco Malfoy/Slytherin

Poor loony, she finally totally crazy ─── G. Weasley/Gryffindor

Crazy crazy crazy ─── F. Weasley/Gryffindor

Luna, cancel that comment, you will be killed by Prof.Snape.” ─── Neville Longbottom/Gryffindor

If you compare two books, you will found that this book didn’t based on the novel but from professor Snape’s observation by his own. ─── Luna Lovegood/Ravenclaw

Holy Merlin. ─── Ernie Macmillan/Hufflepuff

That’s sound so creepy. ─── Cedric Diggory/Hufflepuff

THAT is LOVE. ─── Lavender Brown/Gryffindor

I'd kind of believe that. ─── Gregory Goyle/Slytherin

Shut up, you Idiot. ─── Draco Malfoy/Slytherin

That series novel were written by Rita Skitter? ─── Ron Weasley/Gryffindor

Ron Ron still vary care about this. ─── F. Weasley/Gryffindor

Poor Ron Ron, he might want a book named “Ron Weasley”. ─── G. Weasley/Gryffindor

He NEED a book named “Ron Weasley”. ─── F. Weasley/Gryffindor

Thanks Sev, I really like this. ─── Harry Potter/Gryffindor

Love is the most powerful magic. ─── Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore/Hogwarts

Shut up, you old fool. ─── Tom Riddle/Slytherin

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Harry Stamper and oil on the moon. 

Author:A.J. Frost

A.J.!!!!! COME TO MY OFFICE!!!!! You little mother fucker basters! ─── Harry Stamper

Sorry Harry! ─── A.J. Frost

Show time! ─── Rockhound

I started tired for this. ─── Grace Stamper-Frost

…… ─── Bear

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Update notifications

Due to the requirements of our users, we’ve added some new functions:

1. No-no words: The book review should be for all generation, please stop using bad language. 

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Harry Osborn and goblin’s treasure. 

Author: Wade Wilson

Wade! ─── Prter Paker

This book are sucks, and your boyfriend too, Peter. ─── Harry Osborn

This is a warm story, Green goblin finally understand the biggest treasure is his son Harry, see? So touching. ─── Wade Wilson

Plus 35 pages of father-son “lovemaking” description? that too much. ─── Michelle Jones

Ewwwww. ─── Ned Leeds

Fuck you, I even never meet THIS Peter yet. ─── Harry Osborn

No thanks, that is keep for Petepie. ─── Wade Wilson

Wait, never met THIS peter? ─── Wade Wilson

Sorry, my fault. ─── Wade Wilson

I’ll deleted this and write a new one: Ned and Hogan’s “happy” time. ─── Wade Wilson

Good. ─── Harry Osborn

WHAT? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  ─── Ned Leeds

Wade! Stop tease anyone close to me, they are my friend, just friends! ─── Prter Paker

So was I. :’( ─── Wade Wilson

**** you Wilson, **** you. ─── Tony Stark

Tony I really really sorry. ─── Steve Rogers

Just let it go blonde, now the point is how to destroy this pedophile. ─── Tony Stark

I’m not, Tom Holland already an adult. ─── Wade Wilson

Don’t know who is it but peter still a high school student, you better be careful, young man. ─── Steve Rogers

Never let my favorite hero down. <3 ─── Wade Wilson


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